Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one
I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved and is more than willing if it happens.
bitch were getting you a puppy ok
I will reblog this post everyday if I have to, no one should go puppy-less
imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to concerts
imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to his concerts
do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad
- Fall Out Boy: you wouldn't know a good thing if it came up and slit your throat
- Fall Out Boy: let’s play this game called “when you catch fire” I wouldn’t piss to put you out
- Fall Out Boy: honey is for bees, silly bear besides there's jelly beans everywhere
my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.
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